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Last night’s Bills Jets game had ZERO effect on games because who starts anyone on the Jets or the Bills or than Bill Adams. So it is time to do a little preview on week one of round one.

Dan Verse Eric

Dan after a surprise trade-raping (Maybe it was a bad first date where something happened that both parties didn’t really want but I prefer the phrase trade-rape)of Nat by Dan he is in peek condition for the playoffs. So thanks to Nat, now Dan has one of the strongest teams in the league.

This looks to be the top scoring match-up out of the two playoffs with Dan predicted to get 141 and Eric getting 154 points in the simulation. This one looks like it is going to be a barn burner. Too bad that Andre Johnson is predicted to get more points than Drew Brees. In the usual fashion, Eric has had a nervous breakdown and has changed his team name once again to belittle the completion. Dan seems to be keeping it cool because who can really predict how many yards Brees will put up on the Redskins.

Alex Verse Doug

The Stepfathers verse the Godfather of Lucky wins, whitey verse whitey, height verse hair as dark as night and so on.

This looks like a great match up if the projections with only two points separating Doug from Alex in the projections 132 to 130. Without Michael Turner it could be tough for Alex. He is going to need some trickery with one of his best players sidelined. The one thing Alex has going for him is Doug fetish for St. Louis Rams receivers.

That’s all on the preview more to come next week when we see how half of round 1 is shaping up.

Because after an entire season in this league some of you seem to be functioning on a 1st grader reading level i have decided to belittle everyone with pictures instead of my usual ranting.

Alex:

Proving that using a 1999 magazine to draft your team is never a great way to build a playoff contender. Your team would have been good when this Barbie was young.

Dustin:

With players as attractive as this we all understand why you couldn’t focus on getting into playoffs.

Greg:

Whatever you do with all of this talent on your team we will never know.

Javier:

Just like your love of the Packers this homo erotic picture shows how clueless you can be.

Natty:

This year you were a pretender not a contender.

Scott:

Just one of the many reasons

Lupo:

Having both Bills running backs as a strategy, is only a strategy to lose… horribly.

Drew:

It looked like you were going to blow up on draft night but it turns out you were shitting your pants in some sort of amazing way.