March 2010
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Mar 10th
February 2010
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Devin Hester can't be bothered to check the news
Thanks to Deadspin for doing my work for me. Followed up by this… In conclusion, thank god he can return punts because the news is hard to keep up with.
Feb 26th
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January 2010
4 posts
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Jan 19th
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Jan 14th
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Kicking off the America Bowl: newyorker.com →
Jan 12th
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Jan 4th
December 2009
40 posts
4 tags
What has to happen for Alex to win the league...
down 43.9 points with only one player left to play the chips are stacked against Alex and his pull out couch. Who is the one person you want when you get forced into a corner…. Brett Farve of course and thats who he has. All Brett has to do to get Alex the tie is 305 yards in the air and 5 touchdowns.Thank god he is a gunslinger.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 21st
1 note
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Dec 21st
Dec 20th
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How good is the Championship game right now?
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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Last night's point maker
Finally a good Thursday night game. Payton was the fantasy points leader but that means nothing when you are out and not in playoffs. The Fantasy MVP goes to Dallas Clark. 7 catches on 11 targets for 95 yards and two TDs makes up for the bobble ball that created Manning’s lone interception. With this guy on your team in the Championship around of the fantasy playoffs things are looking...
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Fidelity Fires four workers for playing fantasy...
Things could be worst people… you could work at Fidelity. Basically, Fidelity sees fantasy sports as gambling and fired 4 league commissioners HOWEVER they don’t see managing private wealth with mutual funds anything but good clean fun. The word fidelity says it all, you make your money in one way and one way only, INVESTMENT- not fantasy sports. This is a soul crushing life long...
Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
5 notes
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Dec 11th
4 tags
Rashard Mendenhall's High School Yearbook
Mendenhall is the only player active tonight and after careful research and a lot of lying I have found his high school yearbook picture. That is right he was fat, redheaded, freckly,white, AND played the clarinet (Basically he started at WR for Doug)
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
1 note
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“I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say...”
Dec 10th
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“I’ve been big ever since I was little.” -William “The...”
Dec 9th
In Response...
Doug is not a man to take things laying down so he is firing back… Halftime Speech- This Halftime speech is soft and weak compared to the talk I just had with my team. I made some key benchings and substitutions and am sure to be spoken of in the same sentence as Frank Reich come next Monday………………….. The comeback
Dec 8th
Eric: "I think I am going to snag this whole email and post it"
Alex: "I think that’s the best idea ive heard today. Besides sourcing for free, of course."
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Playoff Update
We one into the the playoff season and things are shaping up in a very interesting way. It seems like each game of playoffs has taken on a life of its own, making the shape it is taking is sort of like two-face from batman (thats right two sentence in and a comic book reference). The Ugly Side Stepfathers 148.3 v to All day 111.5 Our league leader in wins, All day, is in a rock and a hard place...
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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We Just Got Sponsored...
That is right we got sponsored by MyHookahHeaven and their Fantasy Football Playoff Promo. They are our new sponsor for the league and basically if you want to buy anything from the site let me know and they will give you 10% off and it will get shipped to you.
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
5 tags
After the early games this is your fantasy points...
Brace Gradkowski, thats right Brace Gradkowski. If Jason Campbell can keep his shit together he would be your leader but no. Ho-lee-shit did I just want to put up a Redskins play.
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Time to watch the furture pros....
Good googly moogly so much talent in this game I don’t know if I can wait until next year. I want to leave my job right now and open a bar in a college town.
Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Week 1 of the Round One Fortnight
Last night’s Bills Jets game had ZERO effect on games because who starts anyone on the Jets or the Bills or than Bill Adams. So it is time to do a little preview on week one of round one. Dan Verse Eric Dan after a surprise trade-raping (Maybe it was a bad first date where something happened that both parties didn’t really want but I prefer the phrase trade-rape)of Nat by Dan he is...
Dec 4th
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Let's All Play Guess Who...
A fun new game on for everyone in the league…. I am the 13th highest fantasy point maker in the league I am the 3rd highest black fantasy point maker I heart wearing purple I am made of pure muscle I am really the only reason Doug is in playoffs I love to drive fast…. Who Am I? Don’t worry he plans to be more careful.
Dec 3rd
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A Pictorial of all the members not in playoffs...
Because after an entire season in this league some of you seem to be functioning on a 1st grader reading level i have decided to belittle everyone with pictures instead of my usual ranting. Alex: Proving that using a 1999 magazine to draft your team is never a great way to build a playoff contender. Your team would have been good when this Barbie was young. Dustin: With players as...
Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd
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November 2009
9 posts
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Another available quarterback with great skills...
Brady Quinn had 4 Touchdowns this weekend, but lets not get too carried away 4 touchdowns while losing the the Lions isn’t really a victory. However, he does know how to make good decisions off the field just like Kyle Boller. Alicia Sacramone is a gold mentalist and world class athlete and Brady Quinn is the prettiest Quarterback in the league.  I can only assume that she is also going to...
Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
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Best Quarterback for the final week of the season
No not the Anti-Homosexual former pageant queen but the man with the abilities and free time to get with the beauty, Kyle Boller. Before this week the best artile on him was from the ONION. He is available in the league just a thought.
Nov 24th
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A week before the trade deadline...
November 25th is the trade deadline and it looks like some teams know what they want to get into the playoffs: Nat and Dan have traded players? After careful review the brother of the creator of RUNPEE and Ladell “Bettis” Betts for Matt “getting fantasy points is not my” Forte.
Nov 19th